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How To Meet A Sexy Italian Hunk At The Gym

Like any exercise or health plan, you have to stick to it!

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Eating nothing but carbonara, margarita pizza, and fried arancini for weeks on end has made this Christine the happiest girl in the world. However, it’s also made this Christine a little plumper than she’d like to be.




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Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian, language doctor and lover of Medium!

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