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How to (Not) Wrap a Gift

Seven Steps to Creating a Holiday Abomination

Much like Superman to Kryptonite or the Kardashians to irrelevancy, wrapping gifts is both my weakness and nemesis. I have yet to wrap a gift that doesn’t look like it was done by an elf with a torn paper and tape fetish.

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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix is the author of numerous books, including “The Vasectomy Diaries” and “Romantic as Hell.” He has four kids and is super tired, you guys.

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