How to Play Hard-to-Get to Keep a Fly Attracted to You

Murad Awan
Nov 6 · 4 min read
Photo by Taylor Cowling on Unsplash

So you’ve got a fly in your house. Don’t get excited yet. Flies are finicky creatures. They will often leave just to play with garbage, and I’m not talking about lowly-reviewed video games here. Flies will chase literal trash.

But fear not! My guide will help you up your attractiveness to match trash itself because, as the famous saying goes, one fly’s trash is that…

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Murad Awan

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Humor writer. Not as gray-scale in real life. Unless it’s a really cloudy day. Email: muradhere42@gmail.com

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