How to Pretend You’re Fluent in French After a Week on Duolingo
A Journey Through Babbling, Baguettes, and Bumbling Bonjours — All Without Leaving Your Couch!
Ah, France — the land of cheese, wine, and the feeling that everyone around you knows something you don’t. Ever find yourself binge-watching French movies and thinking, “If only I could casually drop some French words like they do?” Well, chérie, I have la solution for you! And it doesn’t even require putting on pants.
It’s no secret that our generation is all about instant gratification. And thanks to that wonderful creation we call the Internet, you too can pretend you’re fluent in French after just a week on Duolingo. Hold the applause, please, there’s more!
The App that Cries “Oui, Oui!”
No, it’s not what you think. Let’s talk about Duolingo, the colorful app that turns learning French into a game. Imagine if Pac-Man was teaching you how to parler français — now you’re on the right track.
But why French? Why not Spanish or Klingon? Simple. Because nothing says “I’m cultured” like ordering a croissant without sounding like you’re choking on it.
