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How To Train An Audience

The Things I Love About Deadlines.

This is what I look like in the early stages of deadline right before I start cursing and praying that I won’t have to stay up until 2 am yet again just to get the story in even though I’ve had three months to write the story. Photo by Tim Gouw on Unsplash

I’ve been on deadline for the last week or so on a 2,000 word story that’s due at the beginning of this month. I’ve just emerged from the screaming and pleading stage to the point where I realize that the story will come together as long as I can pull together just 650 more words.



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David Volk

I’m a Seattle-based freelancer tand humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.