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How to Trick a Girl Into Dating You

If you are too shy to ask someone out just fool them. Guaranteed success.

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There’s this girl in my dorm. Beautiful. Single. She says she isn’t interested in a relationship but of course, that can’t be true because girls only say that so people won’t realize how sad they are not to have a boyfriend.

I’m pretty sure she’s the ideal woman for me. I know this because she is female…




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Mary DeVries

Mary DeVries

The older I get, the less I know. That won’t stop me from writing about everything and anything under the sun. Join me in delighting and despairing about life.

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