How to Trick a Girl Into Dating You
If you are too shy to ask someone out just fool them. Guaranteed success.
There’s this girl in my dorm. Beautiful. Single. She says she isn’t interested in a relationship but of course, that can’t be true because girls only say that so people won’t realize how sad they are not to have a boyfriend.
I’m pretty sure she’s the ideal woman for me. I know this because she is female…