Hummus Variations
Hummus was once a basic spread made of chickpeas, olive oil, and spices. Then the food industry recognized the American penchant for bastardizing traditional recipes by adding completely alien ingredients. In the interest of accommodating American tastes, the following hummus flavors may soon be in test kitchens:
Mac ’n’ hummus
Free range chickpea hummus
Magic mushroom hummus
Civet cat hummus
Hummus con carne
Bi bim bop hummus
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Hummus!
You Call This Hummus?
Boofable hummus
Everything hummus (all of the above and below)
Hummus with camel “grapes”
Cookie dough hummus
Hummus with normal black specks
Hummusicles: frozen hummus pops
Head cheese hummus
Sun-bleached hummus
Clear hummus
Irish-style hummus
Low-fat 2% hummus
Hummus lubricating lotion
Hummus sliders, but not what you imagine
Lab-created hummus
