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I Also Smoked Weed Before and After the Mike Tyson Fight

Also during…

Photo by Chase Fade on Unsplash

Hey, it clearly worked — I enjoyed this stupid fight immensely. Mainly because I was so stoned I didn’t realize how slow and lousy these two fighters were in the exhibition bout when I watched Tyson take on former baseketballer Roy Jones Jr. on Saturday night at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.




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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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