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I Am A Notary Public, And I Am Drunk With Power

Do you swear and affirm? WELL, DO YA, PUNK?!

PINK?? Oh my God, I must have this.

I remember when I first became a notary public. I was young, foolish, drunk with power. I embossed everything I saw. Napkins. Magazines. Houseplants. Slices of bread. A piece of cheese. An ant. More ants. I really had a thing for ants for a while.

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.