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Frightening Confessions of a Vegan Sociopath

I fooled the world with my ‘helping animals’ act

Photo by Olga_Kuzmina via Shutterstock.

I was a problem child. It all started when I was 5 years old. I had left behind my Beanie Baby bat in a movie theatre. His name was Batelligence, in grandiose reference to my burgeoning evil genius. That would be the last day I ever saw Batelligence, hugged Batelligence…

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Phoenix Huber

Phoenix Huber

Trans girl. Beyond-human ally. I unite with members of my species for all sentient beings. Free hug: uberpath@gmail. Feed me: Ko-fi.com/phxhu