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I am Donald Trump’s Full Diaper

I’m stuck in his ass backwards trousers! Help!

I tried to tell my boss The Donald that he was putting his trousers on backwards.

I mean, I could feel the zipper in my back, not in my front where I’m supposed to feel it. But the problem was, I don’t have a mouth and I can’t talk, so I couldn’t say…



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