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I Am Much Too Young For You: Here Are My Vows:

I’m so glad you hit on me at your niece’s wedding

Photo by Cinematic Imagery on Unsplash

Joan, I’m so happy to be standing here with you in front the five people who still take you seriously, this ULC officiant and my roommate, who offered to be our photographer in exchange for your daughter’s phone number. I don’t care that we’re getting married on a Wednesday night on a balcony overlooking the back of this Hyatt…

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Christopher Shelley

Christopher Shelley

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Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com