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I Am Omicron! Fear My Wrath!

New supervillain in the COVID universe

I’m a real SOB. That’s right. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water! Oh hell, I’m way worse than a shark. How many people did Jaws kill? Four or five. Oh, I will outdo that. Just wait.

I am Omicron! Bow before me!!!

Here are the things I hate most:



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This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.