I am The Woman Who Stands Like This

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I just find it more comfortable

Standing with both feet flat makes me really uncomfortable. So I usually point one toe forward like this, lift my heel, and look as super cute as possible, don’t you?

I know other women have tops to their bodies, but I had mine removed. I didn’t like it. The top half of my body wasn’t ugly or anything, but it was causing me problems.

I’ve been much happier since I got rid of it.

I kept my belly button

That is important. Because just as standing this way makes me feel more uncomfortable, I feel REALLY REALLY angry if people can’t see my bare midriff.

It is one of my cutest features.

Here’s a list of my cute features, ranked.

1. My belly button! I love it! It’s so cute!
2. My butt. Who’s butt is as thick and scrumptious? Huh? Nobody’s? Didn’t think so.
3. My camel toe. You can’t really see it great it this photo, but the my camel toe is, well, PRONOUNCED. I’m not at all shy about my vagina. Why should a woman be shy about it? You know what I was shy about? My brain. That’s why I had it removed.
4. The inside of my right thigh. That’s really quite obvious, isn’t it? I mean, I’m…