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I Ate 689 Pieces Of Halloween Candy And Didn’t Get High Even Once!

What gives!?!?

Photo by Vinicius "amnx" Amano on Unsplash

I was stuffing cheaply made mass produced Christmas decorations into my oversized jacket in the back aisle of a crowded Walmart the other week when I overheard a gaggle of soccer moms commiserating in regard to a supposed epidemic of drug-laced Halloween candy.

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Retired baby, alive from natural causes, secretly 3 comedic influences in a trench coat