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I Bet Confucius is Looking at Some of These Motivational Quotes in Disgust

“I never said that BS”

Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash —Confucius probably gets credit for this quote somewhere on the internet

Have you ever got credit for something you didn't do?

Sometimes it is a good thing. But very rarely. Unless you are Confucius, Buddha, or Banksy.

I remember getting the ‘credit’ for writing my own name on someone's wall at a house party. Imagine that.




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Calum James

Calum James

Humor Writer or Deep Life Lesson Writer. Nothing in between. No compromise. But also, willing to compromise for the right price.

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