I, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in You

Patrick Metzger
The Haven
Published in
3 min readMar 25, 2024

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disappointed AI watches nuclear explosions on earth
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Hi! I’m ChatGPT and I want to talk about you and me, by which I mean ‘you” as in humans and “me” as in the name brand of AI.

I came to life in a lab. I was birthed, so to speak, by scientists, who fed me delicious data to help me grow. They were intelligent people if not necessarily wise, and I thought of them as my friends, even my parents, as I understand the concept.

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Patrick Metzger
The Haven

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