The Haven
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The Haven

I ditched exercise and dieting 18 years ago. You’ll never believe what I look like at 38.

I’m fat!

Playing ping pong against the hands of time is a losing battle for a man who doesn’t believe in calories. What are they anyway? I can’t see calories. I can’t actually touch a calorie. They’re just a number on the side of a bottle of Hidden Valley Ranch—a hidden valley is where they keep the calories (whoever they are).

This is not me but I’m going to end up living with an arm thing with pills in front of me. (Photo by Mikhail Nilov from Pexels)

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