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I Don’t Hate Vegetables — Just Vegetarians!

There is a saying — “Don’t shoot the Messenger”, and mostly I adhere to that maxim.

A 21 year old VEGETARIAN — Photo by Jordan Spalding on Unsplash

Except where vegetarians are involved … that messenger needs a bullet to the mouth very early in the verbal exchange.

And let’s be clear — all bullets are vegetarian. Bullets don’t kill — verbal vegetarians do. Only it’s…

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Uvebruce

Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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