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I Don’t Hate Vegetables — Just Vegetarians!

There is a saying — “Don’t shoot the Messenger”, and mostly I adhere to that maxim.

A 21 year old VEGETARIAN — Photo by Jordan Spalding on Unsplash

Except where vegetarians are involved … that messenger needs a bullet to the mouth very early in the verbal exchange.

And let’s be clear — all bullets are vegetarian. Bullets don’t kill — verbal vegetarians do. Only it’s…




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