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I Don’t Hate Winter

I despise winter

Photo by Eilis Garvey on Unsplash

After weeks of contemplation, I’ve finally come to the realization that I don’t hate winter. That’s right; I don’t hate winter. I despise winter.

Perhaps it was the fact that the last couple of winters have been mild and almost bearable. Or maybe it’s because I was occasionally able to escape this endless season by heading south for a week. Or maybe it was even the decision a…




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