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I Don’t Mean To Be An Asshole

But can you stop using my name as an insult?

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Excuse me for taking up your time, human, this won’t take a minute. I just wanted to speak to you ever so briefly this morning about something that came up in a recent conversation I was having with some other buttholes.

It has come to my attention that you humans use the terms “butthole,” “asshole” and so on as…

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Christine Stevens

Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: https://buymeacoffee.com/xtinesteveO. Cheers!