May 21
3 min read
I Don’t Mean To Be An Asshole
But can you stop using my name as an insult?
Excuse me for taking up your time, human, this won’t take a minute. I just wanted to speak to you ever so briefly this morning about something that came up in a recent conversation I was having with some other buttholes.
It has come to my attention that you humans use the terms “butthole,” “asshole” and so on as…
