I Don’t Wear Black When I’m Having Sex, Lol
Look, everyone has their quirks, right? And I have mine — And that’s why I don’t wear black when I’m having sex. Ever!
And before you ask me “But why?”, I’ll explain. I know it might seem like one of those weird habits, but to me, it makes perfect sense — even if it’s a little crazy.
That said, the real reason I never wear black when I’m planning on having one of those hot dates like a 90s movie is… Don’t worry, I’ll explain why, lol.
First of all, let me give you some context. I don’t know what happens, but life seems to have conspired so that anything that is black or dark ends up becoming a real stain magnet for me. And look, I’m not just talking about tomato sauce, wine, or that soy sauce that I insist on putting on everything. I’m talking about my partner’s “mayonnaise”.
Seriously, have you ever stopped to think about how any little drop, any splash, any “detail” instantly stands out on a black outfit? Well, it’s right there, screaming, practically flashing in neon for anyone to see. Saying like: “Hey, notice me!” — And look, a lot of people really do notice, lol.
And if you’re thinking: “Oh, what nonsense…”
