I Forced a Bot to Read 36K Trump Tweets, and Subsequently Write Some of its Own


President Donald Trump’s tweets are hard to miss. He appears to begin his tweetstorm as he rolls out of bed every morning, followed by a bad interview, an even worse policy suggestion, the resignation of a top White House Aide, and finally end with an episode of poo poo paper stuck to my shoe.

Here, on the other side of the world, I long for dinner time daily, not for the quenching of my hunger, but rather for his flurry of tweets. This is generally followed by snappy retorts and fact-checks by the Fake News outlets and “Dems” I follow.

There are several times when I have to check to make sure that a certain tweet does, indeed, originate from the @realDonaldTrump. It truly is awful.

Thus, in honour of our beloved Tweetiot, Twitler, and Tweeter-in-Chief, I decided to train a bot in the official Trump lingo. The bot was made to read all of Trump’s tweets from day one to the first day of 2019, when he posted his New Year’s wish (painful, I know). The bot then wrote a few tweets in this newfound language. Here are the results.

Oh, and it’s highly unlikely that links generated by the bot are authentic, so you’d be better off not following any of them.

Note: None of these tweets are authentic, and this project was undertaken solely in the spirit of scientific learning and advancement. Please do not sue me. 🙂

Tweets are vaguely organised by category.

Personal Tags/Messages to Friends & Foes…

  • Good morning @Insahama @TraceOdksHot it’s America….
  • @BarackObama I was not even a total disaster. Will be back soon!
  • @realDonaldTrump The president was a country again.
  • Congratulations to @seanhannity
  • .@megynkelly is a complete very complete and total mess!
  • Thanks David Political Children Committee to a statement on the statement and the failing @nytimes and @realDonaldTrump is the only one who can be a fantastic job as a total winner.
  • @smatt13 Yes he is a great cast in the world. The stock market is the best and to see the horrible and will be an amazing competition.
  • @megynkelly
  • @realDonaldTrump @The_Perce @realDonaldTrump @MissUniverse @realDonaldTrump @TrumpGolfLA @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump I agree with you @realDonaldTrump for a big chance.
  • @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @TrumpChicago @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @realDonaldTrump @Macys @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @Macys @realDonaldTrump
  • .@ThanCournetq an entrepreneur accurate staying anonymous!
  • @CotrayGrom_gen11 Don’t going on!! Looking forward to being even qeofed. #puopack
  • @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @TrumpDoral is to be started to the FBI to the deal with the truth and losers to pay for the past.
  • @TrumpToronto @realDonaldTrump He has a company when they are a total disaster.

For His Pals Over at the News…

  • @foxandfriends I am so excited to put the media and saved to honest respect for your support and #TrumpVine is a real leader. #WWEHOF https://t.co/zuCldCVPBX
  • @realDonaldTrump @MattGinellaGC @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC Great job on @FoxNews at 9:00 P.M. Enjoy!
  • @FoxNews @realDonaldTrump @ApprenticeNBC I am the only one who can take things about me in the rule of people have been a clue. And the final laws now! @realDonaldTrump http://t.co/U40t4gnfG6
  • Wow Stock Market had no dishonest ratings doc or @FoxNews. Enjoy! Looking forward to speaking in Florida.

On Barack Obama…

  • @BarackObama has a big pageant in the President
  • We should have left the Donald Trump & @BarackObama is stronger than his own in the world could never have been a special player in the Potomac River. And the media won’t be found on it.
  • @realDonaldTrump is a great cause the Fake News Media. Why does Obama talk about the world that will continue to do something to the worst thing to fix this country in the world. You are a total loser!
  • Why is @BarackObama was in the incredible woman who lived by?@realDonaldTrump because you are a great
  • @BarackObama is so much to be the strong problem. She is a great job of the solutions of the U.S. will be a great time.
  • @BarackObama is a true president who wants to stop the problem. We are already doing the first time in the world will be a great guy!
  • @BarackObama has deceived the truth and seems are really great for the US Americans like a reason to everyone to think that @BarackObama should stop the other time they don’t like lawyer who won’t have a celebrating to the White House and the Clintons and Cruz like the WH.

Thanks are Due To…

  • Thank you to @megynkelly to do with the Fake News
  • @RealSQUEZZ Thanks.
  • Thank you @MichaelCollection @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @MichaelCharling @MichaelMoore Thank you to allow your business and statements and so much border and a complete that the problems would be the politicians are a state to.
  • @mariananation Thanks.
    @marklerrander Thanks.
    @Adminerich Thanks.
    @marklerry Thanks.
    @marklerach Thanks.
    @markalley Thanks.
    @marklerray Thanks.
    @markybray Thanks.
  • @jermenthander Thanks I will be going to the American people and the failing @nytimes tonight at 10:00 A.M. on @NBC. Thank you for your sure. I will be taking a real estate that the most choice was the root.


  • People are all time will be smart.
  • @realDonaldTrump is so bad that the Iranians will get it right about the FBI the stronger service of the debate winners and anyone even the same thing I was totally failing the head of the country and all the Country in the world!
  • @realDonaldTrump @BrandiGlanville @ApprenticeNBC @realDonaldTrump @TrumpChicago @TrumpChicago http://t.co/IfG89DPQ
    The American people don’t talk about me that I have proven to be the boss.
  • I will be making a new job being fired.
  • Wait to see you there to start an empire in the highest level in our country. The media wants to raise taxes & take the economy for the new US of the United States Supreme Court Justice and the Fake News Media in the world loss.
  • I will be interviewed on @foxandfriends at 7:00 A.M. Enjoy!
  • It’s a very stupid guy work.
  • Don’t forget to save America to do anything to see the country and starve.
  • @realDonaldTrump is not in the right being fun!!!!
  • I will be interviewed on @foxandfriends at 7:00 A.M. Enjoy!
  • I’m looking forward to meet up. Sorry interview this unemployment. Good!
  • I am sure the people of Iowa with @realDonaldTrump to help the new course in the world. You are good for the American worker.
  • The U.S. is a disaster for the American people who have a great time to be a great compliment. They are with the problems and the first time in the world that would be a great compliment. We are all talk and the most important thing to success in the history of our nation!
  • He is almost 300 generations of a great honor fantastic day who became would listen to do. Find the economy.
  • I will be on @foxandfriends at 7:00 A.M. Enjoy!
  • @realDonaldTrump @TrumpDoral Great job that I was president. #Trump2016
  • It take my time.


  • I am so faster the worst thanks to @KenyaMoore is so public about me that we are with you and your family and the 2014 Election Day!
  • The best presidential candidates before the President of the United States of America! Why did you ever see the bad ties and insight of the money is the only person who thinks it is well while the only one who can do it and work hard and they are on the company and fear of a man
  • @realDonaldTrump is the man that would be a great Congressman for the new #Trump in the U.S. I predict we are delaying the game. I am featured now and thanks!
  • who know that a great words with the course and last nights at the @realDonaldTrump
  • @realDonaldTrump The right to get hard on me that he can be started on the economy on the debate and tax cuts are about to the final in the world that is so good to be a great competitor.
  • “@MattGinellaGC: @realDonaldTrump You were a true sports on @theviewtv by @KatrinaPiers: Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point in the Middle East and the fact that I don’t know what has our country up”
  • @realDonaldTrump please run for president that would have a problem for the country they will be reported and a great show! #Trump2016
  • @SenJohnMcCain said that I would love to see you in the history of our country and it will be great. When I got the fact it was too late on the things life
  • @WWE Hanker Summit is the best speech at the United States is a total mess with the FBI is a good must come out and described to the White House. We are so strong on Crime the Democrats will be attacking #Trump2016 for America! #Trump2016
  • @realDonaldTrump What a disaster. We need you in and strong same time to the highest ratings who protected the fact that they are all time in the Wall with the losers and fair today in Chicago got the next two writer of the Border Security and Democrats want the #Make

The Bottom of the Pile: The Usual Cryptic, Garbled Tweets…

  • If you did not go back to the sanctions and success.
  • We will now look at the show of the media and don’t want to do with the totally biased and energy industries along with China
  • Thank you BarackObama came to #krackaddnew just live: helper for a new putsion of our press of big @foxandfriends accompetence to Senate models or @BarackObama has WATE THES A-RIVED 10B with the Heats guys cannot remain fiours.
  • Ovelia Sunday’s breakfreed interest Gregt Centure Cucers Another intelligents are so badly like a bunching vote to life. @BarackObama’s serdiply who wants Donaforge Clinton Findalous Pucks Ricks thinks Ohaho. Great model shame too!
    Why is @realDonaldTrump I losers know — will work!
  • What a great work and it will be no problem with this trade deficit to the money the biggest and state the worst presidential candidate and she stands about the election. It was a great place to work you can be so fed at Trump Tower in Chicago and the best head of the real unemployment in the disaster.
  • Had a great time. And she should be a stand alone silent that are all things we have a great five great and seem in the country is the best thing that the Dems are taking a movie #Trump2016 and his mind in the U.S. I am even better.

…And Now, My Personal Favourites

  • The Fake News Media will be on at the @WhiteHouse today with @realDonaldTrump to hear my fail.
  • I will be making a new job being fired.
  • @realDonaldTrump is the man that would be a terrible job of seven in the House and the Republicans will be a big fan of him!

The bot got it right.

That’s it for this edition of Tweeting with Trump! Thanks for reading!

Hopefully the bot will become more well-versed with Trump lingo over time.