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I Found A Pair Of Lady’s Thongs In My Dryer!

But Wait! They aren’t mine, and I only have sons!

Photo by Juli Kosolapova on Unsplash

I don’t wear thongs! But I’ll never forget when the comedian Joan Rivers called them anal floss for the butt!

At the time, I was still young enough and skinny enough to wear them but wouldn’t have dreamed of it.

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Ruby Lee

Ruby Lee

Mother, Wife, Teacher, Librarian, Teller of Stories. Author of The Marriage Wars by Leeanne Beasley Berry. Top Writer in Parenting, This Happened to Me, Humor

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