I Get An Exclusive Sneak Peak at iPhone 21
This is going to be the most exciting phone ever, no lie!
Bezels and haptics and nm’s, oh my! Get ready for a scary journey down the yellow brick road to the emerald city of Cupertino, where we meet with today’s Wizard of Oz, the great and powerful Tim Cook.
You know, I’d love to meet a toddler named Tim, wouldn’t you? I mean, toddlers these days have “interesting” names, like Marlow. And oh, I met one of those this weekend, Titus. Who names their kid Titus? I’m just quite sure his friends are gonna tease him about that name. “Hey Tight Ass! How come you’re such a Tight Ass huh?”
Back in the day it was all Tim and Tom and you knew what was going on. Now, who the F knows!
Oh sorry, that was quite a little digression. I stopped taking my ADHD medicine because I think it was interfering with my bipolar meds and making me jumpy.
What was I saying?
Oh right. I went up to NoCal because I have a real “in” at Apple. Maybe you read my article scooping the Apple Car. It was also awesome.
