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I Got An 800 On The SAT Verbal Section — And 210 On The Math

I’m the dumbest genius in America!

For those of you in different countries, the SAT goes up to 800 for some reason. That’s the best you can do. And the worst you can do is 200. It’s the exam that determined who got to go to good colleges until the scientists actually studied the fucking thing and found out the only thing you can determine…



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Christine Stevens

Funny lady, writer of satire and sex, proud Californian. Like me? You can buy me a coffee here: Cheers!