I Had Sex At A Dinner Party

In front of fifteen of my friends!

This is a censored version, please email me at xtinesteven@gmail.com to see the uncensored clips.

It was back in LA when I was still in my twenties and I hung around with a pretty frisky bunch of people. We weren’t interested in playing house or having LTRs. We wanted to party hard and fuck every weekend, different people hopefully.

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So we were at my friend Maria’s house for a really big dinner party. There were like three different tables set up. Maybe 15 or 20 people. At our table, it suddenly occurred to the host that I had slept with everyone at the table — men and women included. At least once.

I reddened.

“I guess I’m pretty bad, huh?”

“Except Rodrigo,” pointed out my friend Lisa.

He was the new guy. I’d just met him. He was about thirty and seemed a little shy — but definitely hot.

“You should have sex with Rodrigo tonight!” joked Maria.

“Right here in front of us!” suggested one of the guys, Marco. He’s a pig.

“Yes, Chrissy, it’s a good idea,” said my sorta boyfriend, Sean. I say sorta because in all the group he was the one I hooked up with most frequently. He even called himself my boyfriend. But I never called myself his girlfriend. Ever been in a one-sided thing?

It was complicated.

True, I had drunk some wine. And I had noticed Rodrigo checking me out.

I took off my blouse and my skirt and put on my sexiest little pose for this newcomer.

“What do you say, Rodrigo?” I asked, invading his personal spadce as much as I could.

Rodrigo was blushing.

“I don’t know, I just met you!”

“Oh but you heard about her pussy, right?” chimed in my ‘boyfriend,’ Sean. “We told you about her crystal vagina.”

“I thought that was just a joke,” said Rodrigo.

Since I had fucked everyone there, naturally they all knew the secret of my pussy. I had sworn them to secrecy about it, though. I don’t want every single person trying to get in my snatch.

“Yes, it was just a joke,” I said to Rodrigo. “But this is no joke,” I added.

I gave him a smooch. Everyone cheered. Rodrigo responded gamely to my tongue, so I thought it was game on.

“On the table! On the table!” my friends started cheering. They didn’t want to see me making out with Rodrigo standing up next to the table. No. I knew what they wanted. I lay myself back on the table. It was kind of a blur for a while then. There were a lot of hands on me, I remember that. All my best friends getting a feel. I think Rodrigo was about to take off my panties but he kind of lost his nerve.

I let my other friends play with me as I lay kind of frustrated on the table. I think they enjoyed that.

My friends kept encouraging Rodriog — seems they really wanted this to happen. I looked up and there he was again, on the table giving me a nice smooch.

But he went back to his chair again. Oh! So frustrating. I took my bra off, to kick things to the next level. Now things would get going somewhere I thought.

But then he slipped through my fingers and went to another table. I guess he just wasn’t into public displays of affection — hey, I get it, some people aren’t? What about you, reader, are you into watching me show off in public like this, or do I need to get a room? Should I just give up on this goal of fucking someone on a table while people eat dinner around me? Or should I persist?

Yes, I persisted.

Before he could run too far away, I called his name and began a little stripper dance. See when I was 19 I ran away from home and did a little time in the clubs. So I knew how to work it. I thought, oh yeah, I have those really white panties on. I must look sexy.

I looked over at Rodrigo. He gulped.

I turned around, showing him my ass, and I slowly, oh so slowly, lowered those cute little white panties.

Then my ass was naked. In a room full of people with their clothes on. I love that. I love that so much. Everyone but Rodrigo knew me, so they weren’t surprised. Rodrigo though, he was kind of aghast.

See, I’m an exhibitionist. When I do something like this, showing my nakedness where nakedness is not usually seen, I get such a rush. And I’m an ex-junkie. Exhibitionism is as much a high for me as heroin, honestly. I was really aroused and feeling so pleasant as I lowered those panties and revealed the ass. My ass! There it is folks, my naked ass! Oh yeah. And my pussy. I don’t know which made me hornier, showing my naked ass to people, or showing my naked pussy.

They were both so good, it was hard to tell.

“Look at that ass,” my friends cheered. “You want that sweet ass don’t you, Rodrigo?”

“I don’t know guys…if she takes me into the bedroom maybe.”

I lay down on the table again. My friends dragged him over and pushed him up onto the table and we made out again. I was so turned on, being watched making out on a table! Wow. But then he slipped through my fingers again! Dang dang dang!

I don’t know where Rodrigo went.

Fuck it. I jumped up onto a table. Heard a plate crash.

I was really out on a limb now, legs spread, sitting on the table, you know, showing all my “gynecological details” to the table as I sat there waiting for him to come and fuck me.

My friends helped me out, bless ’em, by taking off Rodrigo’s clothes for him and pushing him over. Rodrigo joined me naked on the table and we started feeling each other.

I took his hand and put it on my pussy.

“Go ahead,” I whispered to him. “Don’t be shy. Put your fingers in there and you’ll feel it. My crystal is really activated right now.”

“Put two fingers in there, Rodrigo,” my friend Lisa shouted. I could see she was taking HER clothes off, like she wanted to get in on this action. “But be careful, she might snap them off.”

Rodrigo looked panicked.

“Don’t listen to her,” I said. “It’s completely harmless.”

He licked his two fingers and slowly entered my pussy. Everybody cheered. I was so turned on. I felt that magic thing inside my snatch tighten up like a sea anemone on the beach when you put your finger in the center.

“Oh yeah!” everybody screamed. “He feels it! He feels it!”

They swore they could see fireworks and sparklers igniting inside my pussy while he was fingering me. That’s a result of something called hysteria. They had these overblown ideas about my supposedly super powerful pussy. And they saw what they wanted to see.

Rodrigo looked a little shocked, naturally. True, sometimes it can feel like there’s something alive inside my pussy. I don’t blame guys for being freaked out. But if they can tough it out, they’re in for a real treat.

Before I knew it, his dick was inside me and everyone was cheering.

“Do you feel it on your cock! Do you feel it!” my friends all wanted to know.

“I don’t know guys! Gees. Back off!”

He was nervous about performing in front of his friends. I get it.

As Rodrigo kept fucking me, Lisa, who was stark naked now too, was nice enough to rub my clit, which is really the summit of human experience for a woman, can I just say? To have another woman who understands the clit rub you to orgasm as a big boner fucks you silly.

So I guess seeing me naked at the dinner table got people excited, and two pairs went over to the L-shaped couch and started making out and taking each other’s clothes off. It wasn’t the first time our get-togethers had led to an orgy. But it hadn’t happened in a while. I thought we had all gotten older and outgrown that sort of thing. But no, Maria was soon sucking Marco’s big dick — he was a dick and he had a big one! Another couple had gone over to the other side of the couch to fuck. There was a helluva lot of moaning.

Meanwhile, Rodrigo bent me over the edge of the table and got me from behind. I remember making eye contact with one of those guys sitting there watching at the table as though it was perfectly normal. I cracked up and he did too. We were all crazy, I guess. I can’t think of any other explanation.

My vagina was really activated and I knew what it wanted. It wanted me to be on top and it wanted to completely devour that cock of his. So I climbed on top of him and I felt the full force of the crystal squeeze like crazy. Rodrigo’s eyes went wide.

Something deep inside it wrapped itself around the shaft of Rodrigo’s cock as I held my pussy all the way down on it. I wasn’t going up and down any more. I was just holding there, at the bottom of the thrust, with a nice cock inside me. And I felt my pussy really activating.

“Holy fucking shit!!!” Rodrigo screamed as I squeezed him like that. There were laughs all around the room as people acknowledged, “Chrissy’s vagina!”

After I came hard, I climbed off him and Rodrigo’s face returned to normal — panic over. See if you don’t fight the crystal, it doesn’t hurt you. You just have to give into to it.

I gave the ‘saddle’ to Lisa, and I went over and let my ‘boyfriend’ fuck me a little. I was more into fucking Rodrigo, because he was new. But it was kind of nice to hold and caress Sean on the floor as I watched a few of the other dinner guests taking off their clothes and starting to have sex. A mini-orgy proceeded around us, with half the guests watching and the other half fucking. But the crystal didn’t really activate with my “boyfriend.” It’s finicky, my cunt. Like a real finicky cat.

I heard a lot of moaning and screaming. I really like the noises of an orgy. I felt like we were all animals, not humans, really. I liked that feeling. Being wild. I crawled around on all fours around the orgy at one point. I remember feeling like a lynx in the jungle.

Finally I came back to Rodrigo and Lisa and I started sucking his dick.

Lisa’s like, “Oooh, teach me how to suck a cock, Chrissy. Everyone says you do it so well.”

I had a trick of creating a kind of vacuum pump by sealing my lips around the cock at the bottom of the shaft, and then kind of inhaling and pulling the vacuumed air up the penis. Guys seemed to really love it. But hell I wasn’t about to teach that to Lisa. I did the opposite, actually, so I wouldn’t be giving away my tricks. I just sucked the tip of his dick, which he seemed to have no problem with.

Lisa helped me suck Rodrigo’s dick, and in between sucks we made out, you know, like they do in a porno.

I wanted him to cum with me, not Lisa.

I pulled Rodrigo on top of me and said, “Fuck me hard baby, fuck me really hard.”

Which basically makes guys cum right away, did you not know that? They’re so used to women being all picky and demanding gentleness and so on. When a horny bitch says, “Fuck me hard,” it just sends them.

That’s when the crystal did something I’d never seen it do before. In this closeup you can actually see the crystal layers of my inner labia emerging and latching on to his dick. I’ve never seen it filmed so clearly. At which point the crystal lips start yanking his dick from side to side, in a circle, like it was spinning his dick like a propeller, faster and faster. Faster than seemed humanly possible.

“Oh my God, I’m flying!” Rodrigo screamed.

I thought, what will this crazy dude say next? But when I looked up, I saw I was flying too. The whole room was spinning, and my crystal was fully spinning inside my vagina, as I felt his dick swelling up.

“Jesus, baby, I’m flying too!”

“Fly with me, Chrissy!” he cried.

“I’m flying, I’m flying baby!!”

I’ve never had anything like that happen before. The whole party had erupted into music, dancing and sex, and I guess it went to my head. I felt like I was soaring around the room like on an amusement park ride, being swung this way and that as this guy just railed me. He just fucking railed me.

“I’m gonna cum!” I screamed at him. “Jesus Rodrigo, you’re gonna make me fucking explode.”

I heard my friends yelling, “She’s gonna fucking explode Rodrigo! Make her explode!”

They were chanting it like that, as I spun around and around like a dizzy person. And then, boom, I came so fucking hard as he pulled out and shot his load all over me.

Wow.

That was intense!

I was cuddling Rodrigo after, while some other people were still finishing up. Moans and sighs still going on, but much more low key now.

“So what do you think of our friend group?” I asked Rodrigo.

“You guys are fucking wild!” was all he said. “I love it!”

That’s what we were at that time. Fucking wild. Some of those people have babies now. Well, toddlers more like. They would probably not want to talk about that night, or a few other wild nights we had in LA back then.

But I’ll never forget having sex at a dinner party in front of my friends.

It was “fucking wild.” And I loved it too! But alas, youth doesn’t last. If you’re lucky enough to still be in your twenties and you’ve found a bunch of crazy people who live for pleasure and laughs, please enjoy it. Your thirties are gonna kinda suck as everybody starts playing house and saving for college.

But if you’re no longer in your twenties, console yourself with the wisdom that the thirties bring. Sure, you can look back and romanticize the life of drinking and orgies and road trips to Vegas where you all get so drunk you start throwing up on each other as the orgy gets started. Yeah, there was a dark side to all the craziness.

But there were some pretty hot and heavy times. Oh, did I forget to mention — we all got the same venereal disease that one time? Thanks a lot Marco, you fucking prick! On the plus side, those who were lucky enough to have health insurance were able to share the antibiotics with the rest of us.

Youth! Wasted on the wasted young!

(Thanks my beloved friends for helping me recreate this bacchanal from our youth. It was so much filming it with you. Maria, you are the best for letting us film at your house. I love you all! And especially you, “Rodrigo”, you were so chill and fun to do this with. You really did get my pussy activated baby, that wasn’t acting LOL!)

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