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I Have to Scoop Some Poop While Ukraine Defends Its Cities and Citizens.

The Dichotomy of Life — I invade my ass, Russia invades Ukraine. Only one is really serious. Try telling my brain that.

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God that VIAL opening is small, I think. I’m staring at the vial’s mouth. It’s barely an inch across.




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