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I Heard I Can Get Paid for Making a Mess

Solid food is pretty new to me, so I think I’ll take it slow

Photo by freestocks photos on Pixabay.

To: OG Joey Chestnut
c/o Nation’s Famous
Coney Island, NY

Dear Champ:
Hey there! I’m a little boy — almost 6 months old! — and I noticed you did something pretty weird but also…



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Brooke Ramey Nelson

Brooke Ramey Nelson

Native Texan & Mizzou Journalism grad. I’ve worked in newspapers, politics, PR & as a high school pubs adviser/AP English teacher. TOP WRITER?