I Need Better Medical Issues

That way, I can lead a more exciting lifestyle

Photomontage by the author; drugs photo by Timon Studler, people photo by Myriam Zilles, Unsplash.

I don’t have any good medical issues. By good, I mean ones that if I had them, I could take one of those fancy new drugs with Qs and Zs in their name and be leading a much less generic life.

The names are like some haiku gone wild: