I Refuse to Be a Doormat

Facebook can kiss my flat as a pancake ass

For years now I’ve been attached to Facebook in a hedonistically co-dependent relationship. There was even a several year stint where I was in an on again/off again open relationship with Fibby (as I was wont to call it). Fibby and I would see other people. Fibby in the online world and me in the real world but then we would always return to each…