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I Stole an Assassin’s Boat… at the Age of Six!

Well… He’s a murder suspect, but that doesn’t take my credit, does it?

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I had a privileged childhood. My mom was never rich, but she spent what she could and couldn’t on my education. Because of this, I ended up attending elite schools in São Paulo; that is, my friends were always much richer than me.

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Juliano Righetto

Juliano Righetto

“We are nearsighted because we are brief.” Actor, Screenwriter, Author, Top Writer 2019 and 2020 on Quora in Portuguese with more than 26 million views.

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