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I Teach Writing And These Phrases Tell Me You Used ChatGPT And Are Dating My Mother

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It’s no secret artificial intelligence is completely upending the way we think of writing. Used properly, tools like ChatGPT can be a game-changer and take your writing to another level. Used incorrectly, however, and it can leave your writing feeling clunky and, well, artificial.

As a longtime writing professor and editor, I’m an expert at spotting bad writing, and AI is full of it. Here are several phrases I see time and again that are a giveaway that you used ChatGPT and also that you are probably dating my mother.

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1. “Hey, bud. I wanted to reach out and speak with you man-to-man. But since you won’t come out of your room, I figured I’d try writing to you.”

As you can see, this sentence structure is rigid and lacks awareness. “Man-to-man” is an awkward term and likely an AI attempting to be over-familiar. Secondly, I’m not your “bud.” I’m a grown man with tenure. And maybe I don’t want to talk to you because I have nothing to say to you?

2. “As you know, Melinda and I have gotten very close over the past

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