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I Typed In My Name And The Results Had Me Speechless

I’m not who I thought I was, at all!

Thanks a lot, search engine, for throwing me into total identity crisis mode, just when I have a bunch of deadlines and really need to have my head together.

How can I do any of this work, now that I don’t even know who I am?

I had no idea that I was a former Australian rules football player, Simon Black. This is the most depressing news.

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Simon Black

Simon Black

This is not the Simon Black that you know. This is a different Simon Black. He does not work in your organization or live in your city.