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I Unreferred 99 Members Last Month, and Medium Wants Me to Pay For It

The hidden truth behind Medium’s Referral Program

Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

So many writers on the platform complain they didn’t get money from the referral program yet, and it makes me irk irk irk. You know what, people? Be happy about it.

Here’s my situation

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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