I Use Doughnuts to Measure Penises

Dating advice for foreigners #2

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Where I come from, a week before Valentine’s day, we have Doughnuts’ day. This tasty and very old tradition — started in the year 496 — helps everybody find a better match.

For doughnuts’ day, single women prepare a special doughnut. Its diameter represents the desired length of the penis they’re looking for, and the hole in…