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SATIRE-ISH

I Was A Damn Good Taco Slut

Misadventures in taco filching

I worked at a fast food place renowned for its consumables that inspire rapid-fire gastrointestinal expulsion. Their obvious corner of the butthole cleansing market is what has kept them the Big Dick Corporation they are today.

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