GROWING UP SATIRE

I Was a Toys R Us Kid. I Grew Up, Now I’m Seeking Compensation

A landmark class-action case in Washington heats up

Say goodbye to your youth. Growing up is a trap! Photo by Chris Hardy on Unsplash

WASHINGTON D.C. — Sarah Leavly is clutching a satin ribbon that looks to have once been attached to a blanket. She works the edges like a rosary. Around and around but it isn’t the Hail Mary she mutters. She is…