I Will Guess Your Education Level In Sixteen Questions
And afterwards I will guess your weight!
Although I first might ask you, why are you taking this test — do you not know your own education level? Well, I understand, memory issues and all. But I’m sure somewhere around your house are some documents that will give you the answer, like a graduation certificate or something? No? Alright, then continue on with this test. I will save you the trouble of calling a relative and asking them, “What grade did I drop out of high school, do you remember?”
Hey, I know, that’s not nice. People who drop out of school are people too. We shouldn’t make fun of them. And we shouldn’t make fun of anybody that’s below us — that’s punching down. Whoops, I just revealed that I think people who drop out of high school are somehow less than or beneath me. I am a horrible person.
The more I write humor, the more I realize how god damn awful I am. But here’s the thing — I still find it funny. I know it’s awful, but I laugh. Oh god, help me.
Alright, let’s get started. Get a pencil and paper and write down the answers. Remember to read through all the questions first, as the last question tells you not to answer any of the questions. That’s to weed out real dumb shits. But you’re not that, I know. You know not to answer any of…
