I Would Love to Like Your Facebook Page but

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Hey Jake, this is the seventeenth time you’ve invited me to like your Facebook page about your nursery. And with that, the camel’s back is broken. I feel really guilty, but at the same time, think that it’s about time you realized plants and flowers are not my thing.

Now, I don’t hate plants. I have nothing against them. But they are… you know, too dull. I would rather treat my deeply…