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If Donald Trump Was a Gamer
“We are going to build a digital wall between us and China, and China is going to pay for that wall!”
“This is ridiculous,” Donald Trump said. “China is taking over with their virus, and now they’ve taken over our games, too.”
Donald Trump has been swapped from his role as the President into a gamer, and the gaming world has had a reckoning with its “Gamer-in-Chief”. Trump has singlehandedly taken the gaming world by storm, leading a legion of teenage gamers into protest over the new censor that the game has put on, which was motivated by Trump’s abusive and derogatory language towards other gamers.
“I’ll tell you what this is,” Trump said. “This is the fake news, mainstream media taking over our country. And I won’t stand by it. What about free speech?”
In the gaming world, Trump has promoted a law and order message to all developers out there. Developers and executives of gaming companies have been confused as to what Trump means — but recent developments has shown that Trump’s iPhone created after he attempted to pay $1,000,000 in-game currency, crashing the servers as well. Despite the fact that he clearly has more money to spend than any gamer, Trump decried the mobile games were too pay to win:
