If Infomercials Sold Parenthood. . .

Would you call the number on the screen?

Emme Beckett
May 2, 2020 · 5 min read
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The Pitch

Do you want to have your vagina torn in two pieces?

Well, have I got the thing for you! Oh, wait. That’s not your cup of tea? No problem! Option numero dos is way easier. We’ll just slice your lower abdomen open, remove some intestines (briefly!) and stitch you back…