If Trump Was a JIRA Admin
Your project is doomed.
In the spirit of If Trump Was a Programmer, what if he branched out and spread his wings across the company? He’s simply the best at everything, no doubt he could handle managing Atlassian software like JIRA, right?
Donald did so, so exceptionally well as a software developer that they insisted he run the project management and bug tracking tool. Here’s how he handled his new gig.
On issue types in JIRA
I’ve decided the only issue types in my JIRA will be Epics. They said, “but we need other issue types”. Why would they need that? Everything I do is epic. Simply epic.
On creating a project backlog
People, we don’t need a backlog. We’re not sitting around doing nothing like Oh-Bah-Ma. We’re working on things now. (Laughs and looks at cronies around him) why would I create a backlog?
On fixing his filter displaying incorrect results
That’s not my filter. I don’t create filters. QA makes the filters, I know nothing about filters. They said, “we want to make the filters” so I said okay, make the filters. And I’m not going to blame myself. I’ll be honest. They are not getting the filters done.
