If You Had a Teddy Ruxpin, Congrats, You’re a Serial Killer
Don’t try to deny it

If you are in the 30–40 age range, no doubt you remember the widely popular Teddy Ruxpin. If not, what are you doing here? Go play your Sony Switch, Nintendo Playstation, or whatever otherworldly technology you have.
If you had one, are you currently or have ever been a serial killer? I only ask because…