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I’m a Guy Enjoying the Bidet Experience, does that make me “Feline”?

At first it was an anathema, now it’s a pleasant water enema.

Renee kindly took this picture of my Bidet for me. Photo by Renee Verberne on Unsplash

I have replaced the picture of my wife on my bedside table with one of my Bidet. I think it has more to offer.

When I first arrived in Italy I noticed every bathroom had a bidet. I’m 50, and I’d never felt the need to partake in the porcelain pleasures myself.




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