I’m So Sorry, You’re Just Not Funny Enough to Teach This Vehicle Code

April 19, 2022

Dear TRISTAN,

We’d like to personally thank you for your interest in employment with Donny’s Comedy Traffic School. Without excellent candidates such as yourself, our job would be just a joke!

While your application materials for INSTRUCTOR were as strong as an axel, we have unfortunately chosen to take another route. We will not be moving forward with an invitation to join us on this employment journey.

There’s good news, though!

Donny’s Comedy Traffic School offers Train-the-Trainer Courses starting at just $1,199.00 for a speedy 5-week class. Upon graduation, you will be road-ready for a fresh chance at employment with us! For friends like you, who have an application in the rearview mirror, we extend a very special discount on the course and offer it for just $899.00.

And here’s more: if you see a career at Donny’s Comedy Traffic School on the horizon, place your hands and Ten and Two and consider taking our sister course, Laughz In Class Improv, to help you refine your material. It’s never too late to improve your sense of humor. At Laughz In Class Improv, naturally hilarious instructors will let you in on what it wheely takes to bring laughter to the lives of students. Let your teaching and stand-up dreams collide by enrolling in both courses today! Now that’s the ticket!

Wishing you the best of luck and laughs!

Donny’s Re-Crew-tment Team

Donny’s Comedy Traffic School is a licensed traffic school, operating under number 0088938–1 in the State of California.