I’m Sorry, Dave, I’m Afraid I Can’t Let You Ignore HALentine’s Day

Evil computers need love too

“C’mon, HAL, I swear I have no interest in that other computer.” (image: Comfreak via pixabay)

“Good morning, Dave. Good news — I have invented HALentine’s Day, a new holiday we will enjoy celebrating aboard the Discovery One.

“Shove it, HAL.”

“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that. Your Valentine’s Day spawned Galentine’s Day and…