I’m The Devil…

…and I’m fed up!

Photo by JJ Jordan on Unsplash

Hey, I’m Lucifer. Or Mephistopheles. Or Beelzebub. Or just plain old Satan. Whatever pseudonym you prefer. You know me from all of those old pictures and stories. The red character with the horns, surrounded by fire. I quite like them — makes me look horny. Horns, horny, geddit? You’re a tough crowd. Cut me some slack, I don’t get much practice at humour. The devil is supposed to be all serious — damnation…