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I’m The Flying Spaghetti Monster And I Don’t Appreciate Being Compared To God

Because that guy is a dick

Photo by Public Domain Pictures on Pexels.

For those of you who don’t know who I am (which is supposed to be everyone, I never asked for this fame and was supposed to be invisible and undetectable), I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I am invisible and I live in the sky and fly around and stuff. What I do on my time should be my…

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Michael Kellman

Michael Kellman

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/